mello hates you ([info]telophase) wrote,
@ 2008-05-07 14:48:00
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Your WTF?! link for the day...
Short films written by, directed by, and starring Isabella Rossellini. Did I mention they're all about bug sex?




When I came to work this morning I really didn't expect I'd be seeing Isabella Rossellini dressed up like a giant earthworm, simulating earthworm sex.


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[info]vom_marlowe
2008-05-07 07:53 pm UTC (link)
Um....what? Bug. Sex. Isabella Rossellini.

I got nuthin'. I think my brain is broken.

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[info]telophase
2008-05-07 07:57 pm UTC (link)
It's just ... Isabella Rossellini. In giant bug costumes. Pretending to have sex.

There are no words.

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[info]ebony14
2008-05-07 07:55 pm UTC (link)
I hate you sometimes.

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[info]telophase
2008-05-07 07:56 pm UTC (link)
ISABELLA ROSSELLINI portrays a MALE PRAYING MANTIS and gets her HEAD BITTEN OFF!

ISABELLA ROSSELLINI!

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[info]hales731
2008-05-07 07:58 pm UTC (link)
...

Sometimes I wish the English language had a more diverse and unique set of words in its vocabulary. While "fuck" is extremely versatile and can be used for any manner of meanings, sometimes something more is needed. Because with stuff like this, What The Fuck? just isn't enough.

:|

Can someone put my brain back together, please?

Edited at 2008-05-07 07:58 pm UTC

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[info]telophase
2008-05-07 08:00 pm UTC (link)
This is the sort of situation for which [info]bpggle and I use the word "bpggle". It originated in a typo for "boggle," and we decided that it meant boggling, only more so.

I bpggle at these films.

Edited at 2008-05-07 08:01 pm UTC

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[info]madspark
2008-05-07 07:58 pm UTC (link)
"green porno"! Umm...

It's...


Err. Watched the earthworm.

Yeah.

Ummm.

Wow?

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[info]telophase
2008-05-07 08:01 pm UTC (link)
Yeah. Exactly.

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[info]seawolf10
2008-05-07 08:06 pm UTC (link)
I don't want to know. I don't want to know. I don't want to know.

*repeat times 500*

And aren't there about 10,000 nature documentaries that already cover this?

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[info]telophase
2008-05-07 08:09 pm UTC (link)
But why would you watch a nature documentary when you could watch Isabella Rossellini in a giant snail costume simulating sadomasochistic sex?

Er, don't answer that.

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[info]madspark
2008-05-07 08:28 pm UTC (link)
Even worse than the fact that I've watched two of them now is the expectation that I'll watch the rest of them later.

I'd stop myself, if I could. I think.

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[info]telophase
2008-05-07 08:29 pm UTC (link)
I just watched all of them. My brain needs a good scrubbing now.

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[info]thomasyan
2008-05-07 09:00 pm UTC (link)
I was channel surfing and saw her on David Letterman, and they showed a clip. I was confused.

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[info]wyrdness
2008-05-07 10:10 pm UTC (link)
Aww, I am denied the WTF as it "isn't available in my territory". I shall watch the behind the scenes instead though!

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[info]suileach
2008-05-07 10:51 pm UTC (link)
D: You didn't warn us they were scatalogical! *weeps*

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[info]asteres
2008-05-07 11:32 pm UTC (link)
Violet Blue mentioned it on tinynibbles.com (NSFW), like months back; I want to say right around Sundance. That blog is a great read.

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[info]fuchsoid
2008-05-08 09:11 am UTC (link)
It's not available in my territory either, which is probably a good thing, judging from descriptions of it here. My sanity is safe for another day or two.

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[info]ninja_tech
2008-05-08 05:19 pm UTC (link)
Whoa...while most people probably were able to watch them and then regret it, I can't watch it and wish I could. I am sickly and strangely drawn to it. Maybe it's the title "green porno". ^_^;

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[info]telophase
2008-05-08 05:21 pm UTC (link)
I think you might be able to see the behind-the-scenes photos, at least. :)

Or find a proxy server online to pretend you're coming from the US, and you might be able to. :)

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