EQUAL-OPPORTUNITY ANNOYANCE (telophase) wrote,
EQUAL-OPPORTUNITY ANNOYANCE
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Like you didn't see this coming

[personal profile] rachelmanija has been reviewing Kindle excerpts of YA dystopia novels and in her most recent post, she complained
I am particularly done with the "[blank] has been banned" and "the government controls [blank]" dystopias. They're starting to seem like they were created by online dystopia generators. Here, have a few ideas, make a mint:

Vibrate: Sex has been banned and the government controls masturbation.

Go: Travel has been banned and the government controls pets.

Ouch: Sickness has been banned and the government controls pain.

Sweat: Sports have been banned and the government controls water.


Oh, like you didn't see it coming.


Needs input! There are only a very few in there because I'm at work and didn't want to put more than ten minutes into it! What I need:


It helps immensely if you do not put them in one paragraph, but instead put them into a list, like the examples below.

Titles. One word, first letter capitalized:

Go
Ouch
Sweat
Vibrate

Banned objects/actions with singular/plural appropriate has/have, first letter capitalized:

Anime has
Sports have
Video games have

Controlled object/actions, lowercase:

coffee
masturbation
pain
pets


Thanks! :D

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