"AT&T, this is Thor. How may I provide you with excellent customer service today? ... I'm going to have to ask you to unplug your router, blow on both ends of the cable, and plug them back in again."
That is possibly not as funny if you're not here with us. :)
ETA: if you haven't seen Thor, please be advised that there is a ninja in Asgard.
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