Get your random superpowers.
ETA: I kind of like my second try:
telophase can make duplicates of herself. She likewise has the ability to become camouflaged and she has learned to deflect vibrations. telophase has been known to spin like a whirlwind and she has mastered the ability to transform any vampire into a parrot, however never when well-rested. She conquers rivals using a frightening proboscis and she has the power to skim the memories of others. telophase developed the talent to force earthworms to freeze in place, but only against a frog. Sadly, telophase becomes clueless in the presence of titanium.
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