The recipe.food website Serious Eats has a recipe for boiled water posted. It was originally just a test for their recipe-posting function, but then commenters came in and started poking fun at the usual run of comments on recipe sites. Like the comments that mention how the commenter replaced all the ingredients in the recipe and rating it badly because it then didn't turn out good.
Also, there's a link to a parody that is an article about and recipe for boiling water in the style of Cook's Illustrated (America's Test Kitchen, Cook's Country, etc.).
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