EQUAL-OPPORTUNITY ANNOYANCE (telophase) wrote,
EQUAL-OPPORTUNITY ANNOYANCE
telophase

Dear woman in the Suburban next to me on the drive in who was putting on her makeup on the drive in this morning:

You should remember to spread your foundation a little way down your neck to ensure the color blends seamlessly from your face down to your chest, instead of leaving a harsh line at the jaw.

This helpful tip has been brought to you by the driver in the car next to you.







okay, when I saw her, we were stopped at a traffic light.

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