EQUAL-OPPORTUNITY ANNOYANCE (telophase) wrote,
EQUAL-OPPORTUNITY ANNOYANCE
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Two Monks Invent Medieval Art.

MONK #1: what does it look like when some people are far away but some are closer
MONK #2: draw them all exactly the same size

Two Orthodox Monks Invent Byzantine Art.

MONK #1: hey how big are most eyes
MONK #2: like on the human face?
MONK #1: oh yes for sure the eyes people have on their faces
MONK #2: oh man
at least half the size of the face
it’s actually crazy how much of your face is just eyes
definitely at least half
MONK #1: thanks
MONK #2: no problem

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