His current name is Cabernet, but I think Snappers (the breed this guy is) have way too much humor for that. :)
Limitations: the name has to be 16 or fewer characters, cannot contain spaces (i.e., "Tony Stark" is a no-no, but "TonyStark" is fine), and must be alphanumeric.
eta:: and the winner, which nobody came up with, but that y'alls suggestions made me think of: TinyStark! Because Snappers are so damn big! Hahahahahahahaha I slay myself.
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