I left work on Friday without giving the Sergeant any water, intending to water him Monday. Naturally I get a two-day migraine, and when I get back today, he is all swoony, practically fanning himself and saying "Well, I swan!"
Honestly! Wouldn't you look at that and say "That is soon to be a dead plant"?
So I go fill up a plastic cup with water and dump it into his pot, then spray his leaves with my small sprayer for good measure, and not THREE HOURS LATER, this happens:
Standing at attention, ready to molest anyone who walks through my door!
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