EQUAL-OPPORTUNITY ANNOYANCE (telophase) wrote,
EQUAL-OPPORTUNITY ANNOYANCE
telophase

See, this weekend I had a dream about the best con panel ever.

Each member of the panel got 2 minutes to talk. I lurked behind them with a spray bottle. If they went over 2 minutes, I sprayed them with water. If people in the audience talked over 2 minutes, I sprayed them with water. If anyone interrupted anyone else, I sprayed them with water.

I VOTE WE ADOPT THIS PROTOCOL FOR ALL PANEL DISCUSSIONS STARTING NOW

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