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a frog the size of texas

July 13th, 2007

12:33 am - Just a few more examples...

Anthropological Sousaphone Really is Compensating for SOMETHING is a chilly, sticky quarterstaff. Its release command is "How Much Wood Would a Woodchuck Chuck if a Woodchuck Could Chuck Wood?" whereupon it sits on your keyboard and sulks dangerously.

Plushie is an ugly, tall chakram which the cat peed on. Its release command is "Puree!" whereupon it explodes.

At the command "Bleed!" Emo Butter Knife, a skinny, pink jitte, is guilty, so will not dance and has no rhythm.

At the command "Print!" Lutefisk Grater, a vivacious, uneven harpoon, borrows money.

Unknown Baboon Goes BORK BORK BORK is an average set of nunchuku which doesn't suit the wielder. Its release command is "Nobody Move! I've Got a Gun!" whereupon it loafs on the couch and refuses to get a job.


I may or may not get this polished up into a proper blog meme before I leve for Houston on Friday afternoon. If not, it'll get finished next week.

11:11 am - Used Baboon Disposal Squad

...would make a good name for a band.

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