MICROSOFT ACCESS CAN GO DIE IN A FIRE
One tiny wee kitten, recently escaped from the bedroom, feeling trapped by the large cat who is making threatening noises at him. Said tiny wee kitten is standing on tiptoes, arching his back and puffing his tail in a laughably pathetic attempt to look big. And then he, in trying to sidle past the great large cat, starts walking sideways in an attempt to keep his side presented to the great large cat at all times. XD
I shooed him back into the bedroom and a good laugh was had by all.