“Yeah, we're driving on our way down to Anime Matsuri in the Woodlands, Texas, and just stopped at a gas station South of Corsicana to pick up some caffeine and it is a combination gas station and a head shop. You walk in there's the regular gas station stuff and behind the clerk at the counter is a four-person hooker apparently for sale and they were advertising body jewelry on the outside and also the parking lot outside is the graveyard of the June Bugs. It is a solid carpet of dead June Bugs ... very interesting. Welcome to Texas.”
Transcribed by: tprjones
ETA: Yes, that would be a four-person hookah...