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a frog the size of texas

June 23rd, 2009

12:15 pm - And now a moment of amusement...

Today I am wearing this shirt. While it is technically a "pullover," by which I suppose it means that it is meant to be worn over another shirt, it is (a) not constructed roomily enough so that it would be comfortable, and (b) TEXAS IN THE SUMMER so that NO WAY am I wearing two layers outside.

You can probably see, if you examine the picture closely, that the one snap it mentions is in a singularly useless place if you happen to be under, say, 6 feet tall.* I'm not sure why they even bothered. When standing quietly, this does not matter, but if I lean forward even one iota, the shirt opens up and you can see all the way to Norway.

I discovered this morning that I was unable to find a safety pin anywhere in my apartment, and had to make do with a 1" button from my convention lanyard (I have one in leopard-print, which I take to conventions instead of using whatever cheap lanyards they give out), pinned to the inside of the shirt so that it holds the gap closed.

Which means that Gojyo is now spending the day with his face buried between my breasts. He does have quite the smirk.


* In which case the hem would, I suspect, end somewhere above your navel.

08:50 pm

20 min. 3.5 mi. Total: 757.5 mi. From Rivendell: 281 mi. Road still climbing higher.
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