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a frog the size of texas

August 6th, 2009

10:38 am

Between yesterday and today, five more entries from three contestants in the AutoShoujo Cover Contest!

Crossposted to my Dreamwidth account at http://telophase.dreamwidth.org/1576203.html. You can comment here or there.

12:57 pm

Dear IHOP Server,

When your customer is having a horrible coughing fit after having accidentally inhaled toast crumbs, and you worriedly ask if she wants more water and she weakly nods yes, please do not take her current half-full glass of water to refill. It is OK to go get a new glass. You did indeed hurriedly refill it and bring it back faster than any IHOP server I've had before, but those were still thirty seconds that I could have used that half-glass of water.

No love,
[info - personal] telophase

Crossposted to my Dreamwidth account at http://telophase.dreamwidth.org/1576469.html. You can comment here or there.

01:46 pm - Writer's Block: Two Truths and a Lie. Answers!

Here's the statements I made yesterday for the Two Truths and a Lie question:

1. I seriously considered forensic anthropology as a career path.
2. I was once detained in Heathrow Airport under suspicion of being a terrorist.
3. I've had a near-death experience.

Answer below the cut!Collapse )

03:52 pm - Writer's Block: I May Be Crazy

What does this Rorschach blot look like to you?


BATMAN

10:02 pm - Doorbell!

Picked up the keys and did the "inspection of the house, noting all the damage" thing today. Took a ton of photos. Batch-processed and uploaded them but I'm NOT posting them tonight, as the A/C wasn't working in the house (we called the property managers, they're sending someone out tomorrow morning) and it was BOILING HOT in there and gave me a migraine (well, more like brought back the one I vanquished this morning).

But I am posting this very very short video, featuring the highly amusing (to me, at least) sound of our new doorbell:





Crossposted to my Dreamwidth account at http://telophase.dreamwidth.org/1577131.html. You can comment here or there.
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