Your argument is invalid; I have Snufkin socks.
Because Snufkin. (If you are unaware of The Moomins, then I am sorry for you and your deprived childhood.)
On the back, just above the heel, is either The Mymble’s Daughter or Little My. I’m inclined towards the former because she looks pleasanter than Little My tends to be.
Edit: I forgot to add this–the little toe clip holding the socks together had a Hattifattener on it!!Dreamwidth crosspost. comments at Dreamwidth.