This uses this mystery board and a set of 8 (semi-)random clues carefully curated to be SFW from Cards Against Humanity.
Objective: solve the murder! Answer these questions using the clues below. You must use all 8 clues in your answers/narrative.
Who? (Who's the perp and who's the victim?)
1. A tiny horse.
2. Aaron Burr.
3. The glass ceiling.
4. Free samples.
5. Land mines.
6. A really cool hat.
8. Keanu Reeves.
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